A lot seems to happen while I rode the Sailor sat in the corner to contemplate the meaning of life. 

Within a 24 hour span, Remy not only lost once…
[source]

“Remy Ma’s wedding to longtime boyfriend Papoose was canceled yesterday (May 12), after prison guards allegedly found a key that could have opened handcuffs on the rapper’s future husband.

As a result of the uncovered contraband, Papoose was banned from visiting Remy Ma for six months. “

But twice…
[source]

“Bronx, New York rapper Remy Ma was sentenced to eight years in prison…

Before delivering the sentence the judge addressed the court and Remy Ma. “This is not the first time she has been engaged in a violent act. She has never taken responsibility for her actions. This has nothing to do with rap, it’s about the actions of one person. Remy is an extremely angry young woman, who feels the rules do not apply to her.”

Damn I was about to round up the crew and get shit crunk for the marriage celebration!

In all seriousness, prison won’t allow dildos to be mailed to you so how in the hell can she live 8 years without some decent wood?  And women are usually the dummies who can’t seem to find a man who isn’t in jail but would be quick to marry some asshole who’s locked up in jail and wouldn’t be free for about 5 years.  Bitch ass Papoose sounds a little lame to want to wed a prison pigeon.  But who am I to judge?

Then Suge Knight got slapped silly and the pics started to float around the net like it was a blunt!

[source]

“Hip-Hop mogul Marion “Suge” Knight was assaulted and involved in an altercation with an unknown man in front of Hollywood nightclub

Knight and his entourage assaulted the man, who managed to land a blow which knocked Knight unconscious for almost three minutes. An unknown woman who attempted to commandeer an SUV and transport Knight to the hospital struck the vehicles in front and in back of her, before security removed her from the driver’s seat. Knight taken to a local hospital and treated for minor wounds.

He did not file a police report and allegedly refused to cooperate with Los Angeles Police Department officers.

All these years he’s been seen as invincible and all it took was one tap on the jaw and his ass got laid out. 

I know Van Winkle, whatever Vanilla Ice gov’t name is, feels lame for not tapping his jaw.  You’ve seen him on the Surreal Life episodes spazzing like a spoiled surburban white kid being sent to his room.  I think that would have been the icing on the cake.  Vanilla Ice taking a guitar and tapping suge’s jaw with it after that roof top episode some time ago.

Over all, even though Suge’s street cred was thrown under the bus Remy caught the meanest L.  Suge murked two of the most influencal artists in Hip Hop [allegedly] and never seen an inch in jail for it while Remy pulled the trigger on ol’ Makeda and got sent to jail for 8 years.  She can’t even see Papoose for 6 months.   She can’t even see her kid like that either.  As a matter of fact, isn’t her son 8 years old?  By the time her ass gets out of jail, her son would probably be 16 with a kid on the way.  You know how black folks in the ghetto can get.

For some reason, Lil’ Wayne’s cocaine comment doesn’t seem as dumb after all.

I don’t actually smoke, but you know the feeling when you’re going through the illest things and the best way to deal with it is a break from reality with a little help from liquor or ganja?

That’s what your brown skinted shawty is thinking these past few days weeks.   I have been around…

I have an array of photos I took from the Mary J. & Gray-Z concert stuck as a draft since Thursday…

Then DJ Lissa Monet is in town so some of the homies are painting the town red with her here.

Then I have been struggling with a messed up BlackBerry slowing up my progress with the side hustle…I finally got it situated, but I’m hoping I didn’t mess up anything…

Then I have more issues to struggle with thanks to the economy being fucked…It’s just a lot of bull shit that just got me chillin in the corner contemplating the meaning of life.  Everyone has those periods in their life.  Smh… it’s so annoying, B.   

But as usual, I do a great job masking it all

 So please “pass me a blunt” in the most figurative way you can.  A sista is a little stressed. 

So am I the only one who bought their ticket for the 7th?  

If you see tomatoes being thrown from the ground level at Gray-Z, then you know I am officially in the building.

Anywho, I want to grab drinks and do a mean two step after the concert.  Holler at me if you’re going…

That means all 3 of the people who read my blog. 

I took the liberty to ruin some codes on the ticket just in case some geek out there duplicates my ticket some how and then I end up catching an L by the MSG security telling me my ticket was already scanned in. 

I just want to declare my discontent with Lesbians here in this post. All those times I blamed chicks for harassing guys because they have good pipe is now a myth. I’ve spoken some time ago about how chicks love me and adore me for no reason.  Now, I can’t “call it” as to why women are on my shit because I for one don’t have a pipe.  And most importantly, I love pipe.

The first time I spoke on this, I described a chick who wanted to dive into my crotch because she thought I was “cute.”  What I failed to do was to remember her face, but I blame that on the patron and the Grand Marnier I got trashed on.  I don’t know if I encountered the same chick on friday since everytime bump into this chick she has on a new wig.  This time we crossed paths as I stopped by a club for my friend’s birthday in NYC.  I checked my coat, greeted my homeboys that were clustered in front of the DJ booth.  At this time, I walked to the bathroom to check on my hair.  Some chick comes strolling in behind me and stands behind me to look in the mirror and says…

Lesbian:  Hey Mo!  How have you been girl?!

Me:  Oh hey, I’m cool… [thoughts: who is this chick? have I been out of the club scene that long?]

Lesbian: I haven’t seen you out in a while! 

Me: Yeah, I’ve been chillin at home.  [seriously, who is this chick? is she some internet follower?]

Lesbian: Oh I love your outfit! 
[her eyes wonder down yonder to my funbags]

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I am not a fan of pregnancy.  And the thought of having my cooch stretched out to push out a crumb snatcher makes me barf. 

And the extra stretch marks that you can get from it makes me want to die.

Needless to say, motherhood isn’t for everyone, especially not for me.  

The biggest issue I have besides pushing out a human body out of my cooch is how my body looks afterwards…

This shit scared me…

[photo: Necole Bitchie]

Because I thought her Snap Back situation was all good when I seen her here…

[Photo: Necole Bitchie]

Off the top of my head, 3 women pop in my mind for a successful Snap Back:

Eryka Badu

Kelly Ripa

Kim Porter [Da God Baby Mama]

I’ll never question her beauty over all as the legendary Halle Berry….But I’m just thinking, what if she falls comfortable as a size 8? For her frame, a size 8 is like a tree trunk waist with boobs as a torso.

 
I mean, she might come close to the Halle we came to love as far as her figure is concerned… Will she ever snap back?

Her and Stacey Dash are in the same pot…  That would break my heart if the Halle days were over. 

[source]

“What we saw yesterday from Rev. Wright was a resurfacing and, I believe, an exploitation of these old divisions,” Obama said.

“I cannot prevent him from making these remarks,” but “when I say I find these comments appalling, I mean it. It contradicts what I’m about and who I am. … It is completely opposed to what I stand for and where I want to take this country.

 ”There’s been great damage,” he said. “It may have been unintentional on his part, but I do not see that relationship being the same after this.“ 

That’s a bitch ass move, b.

I have scooped up the transcript from Reverend Wright’s meeting with National Press Club and highlighted questions asked to him that might have antaganized Obama and forced him to publicly let America know that they ain’t cool no more.
 

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I was home one day flipping through channels and I caught an episode of Real World: Hollywood.  I was 2 seconds away from flicking the channel when I seen this Godly looking man piercing through my flatscreen.

He has captivated my eyes with his gorgeous appearance and his funky style… and I am declaring my love and favortism for him.

One of these men has captured my lustful heart….Who do you think it is?

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DJ Lissa Monet got a mixtape out called Label Whore.  She’s doing T.Dot justice out there.

//2 Pistols f. T-Pain - She Got It
\\Wiz Khalifa - Say Yeah
//JD Era - That Purple
\\Janelle Monae - Violet Stars Happy Hunting
//Muffy - Sweet
\\ K-OS - Sunday Morning
// Lauryn Hill - Lose Myself
\\Chop Shop Cartel - Go Hard
// Chris Brown - Gone Get It
\\JC f. Gorilla Zoe - Nobody Gotta Know
// Plies f. Ne-Yo - Bus It Baby [rmx]

Download it HERE.

She’ll be coming to NYC in 2 weeks and you know I’m going to be documenting her stay when she kicks it with me.  We might even kick it with Where’s Waldo  Sickamore like the old times.

Quote of the Week…

“Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.” -Fredrick Douglass

Word to FREDERICK DOUGLASS, b. 

Today will be a day of silence for Sean Bell’s MURDER.

FUCK THE POLICE!!

 This is what the CourtHouse in Queens looks like @ 7:40am.   Will NYPD style on the city? 

I say they are going to walk based on all the BS that has happened in this Popular City of ours. 

I’m going to update this shit as soon as I hear the verdict.

*UPDATE*
NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS

Detective Marc Cooper who fired 4 shots and was charged with  reckless endangerment…

Detective Gescard Isnora shot 11 bullets and was charged with manslaughter, reckless endangerment, and assault…

Officer Oliver who shot 31 and was charged of manslaughter, reckless endangerment, and assault…

Will go back to their normal lives as if nothing happened.  These cops treat us like target practice b…  R.I.P. Sean Bell

 
[Trent Benefield laying on the concrete after he was shot]

[Joseph Guzman and Trent Benefield ]

I knew this would happen, but I’m really at a lost for words…  my bad yall.  All I really have to say right now is the message this gives the citizens.  It’s ok for Police to shoot up all people of color who fit that stereotype and description and walk away scott free, but we will be thrown in jail for other shit.  I cant…

Take a look at my rant a few months back when Nicole Bell did the “I will not lose” campaign for Rocawear.  It still sums up what I feel.